Q. What did the dinosaur wearing heels say?
A. My feet-are-saurus.
Q. What do you get when you put a bomb and a dinosaur together?
Q. What do dinosaurs have that no other animal has?
A. Baby dinosaurs.
Q. What do you call a dinosaur that is as big as a house, with long, sharp teeth and 12 claws on each foot?
Q. Why do dinosaurs eat their food raw?
A. Because they don't know how to cook
Q. What's green and purple and goes up and down?
A. Barney in an elevator
Q. Do you know how long dinosaurs should be fed?
A. As long as short dinosaurs.
Q. What makes more noise than a dinosaur?
A. Two dinosaurs.
Q. What kind of dinosaur could jump higher than a house?
A. Any kind; a house cannot jump.
Q. What do you say when you meet a two-headed dinosaur?
A. Hello, Hello.